Kindle Gift Card Recommendation – Bridesmaid Lotto (McMaster the Disaster)

“In a bizarre twist on her much publicized engagement with Alan Hall, brother to the famous movie actor Jake Hall, New York socialite Emma VanHorn announced today that she will not be choosing her Bridesmaids from among her friends. Instead, she will be holding what she calls a ‘Bridesmaid Lotto,’ where members of the general public can purchase a ticket, similar to a lottery ticket, the prize being a coveted spot in the wedding party. Soon to be brother in law, Jake Hall, has been announced as one of the groomsmen. Miss VanHorn has also announced that proceeds from the lottery will be split, half going to charity, and the other half going towards what she calls ‘the wedding of the century.’”

“Boo,” I yelled, interrupting the entertainment broadcast and throwing popcorn at the TV.

“Shhh,” Calla said. “I want to hear this.”

I rolled my eyes and tossed another piece of popcorn into my mouth.